Book Lover: What Type of Bae Are You?

The types of books you read say a lot about you: literary or commercial fiction? Horror or Romance? Poetry or essays? You judge people based on their shoes and their tweets. So you definitely judge people by what they read. But did you know that way you read a book says a lot about who you are as a lover? Are you committed? Emotionally manipulative? Do you take out the trash when it’s your turn? Find out who you are below:

  1. Stick to the book till the end even if it’s boring—You are used to disappointment and will suffer because you tell yourself that you made a commitment so you must stick to it. You are a ride or die for someone who probably doesn’t deserve your loyalty. Self-love means stepping away from relationships that don’t love you the way you deserve to be loved.

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  1. Read multiple books at the same time—It’s not that you don’t want to commit, it’s more like why should you have to? You like getting different needs met at the same time, and probably live for the drama. Hopefully, you’re upfront about your shit and can keep each story straight. You’re probably a Gemini or Libra.

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  1. Quick reader—Your favorite question is so, what are we? After the first date, you accidentally leave a toothbrush and a pair of underwear at the other person’s house. You want to know how things will turn out quickly, and may or may not be a serial monogamist. Every love is the best you’ve ever had.

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  1. Slow reader—You like to take your time to figure things out. You want to take in every moment, and probably take a lot of pictures to commemorate stuff. You’re sentimental too, and maybe a little sensitive. Some say you might have trust issues but it’s more that it takes you a while to process everything.

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  1. Have a page range for it to get interesting, and if it doesn’t, bye—Little to no patience, but you know your worth. You know when you deserve a ring and don’t hesitate to speak up and say what you want. You’re not afraid to walk away when people don’t meet your particularly high standards. And there’s nothing wrong this.

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  1. Read books in Barnes& Noble because you don’t want to pay 25$ for a book—You probably ask for commitment that you’re not willing to return. You like it but you don’t want to put a ring on it. You are probably also super picky (More than those with a page range) and very few people seem good enough. You want someone to do all the things a partner does but don’t want to label shit. Vulnerability issues run your life and it will keep you from getting seriously close to anyone. Or you’re cheap af.

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  1. eBook or bust—You’re weird as fuck and have a hard time being understood by lovers. You also pour the milk before the cereal and kept watching Felicity after she cut her hair.

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  1. Only take recommendations from people/reviews—You like the thrill of blind dates because you trust your friends that much. You also only use online dating because you’re terrified of going to a bar or some other social gathering in which you could actually meet people on your own.

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  1. Reread the same books because you know what’ll happen—Your favorite position is missionary and you worry when someone wants to switch it up because why change a thing that’s working? Your social anxiety is through the roof and so you don’t like going out in public. You also don’t like the taste of alcohol.

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  1. Only read thick books—You love to argue more than anything else and are probably a know-it-all. You are turned on by people who are smarter than you, but enjoy learning from them and over time becoming smarter. You’re not good at admitting when you’re wrong and your goal is to find someone who isn’t turned off by you.

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